While I am on hold with dreaded IT, let me start. Bizarre things happen in my life on a weekly basis, most of them I call my BFF about and we laugh it off.

I was in Costco the other day planning to stop at Starbucks after. I checked out and got in line to get a churro to go with my coffee. the guy behind me decided to strike up a conversation.
"Are the hot dogs here good?" I said yes. "Are they juicy? Do you like them a lot?" Really asshole? Do you think I don't know you are making sexual references? Don't be so obvious! Then he looked at my purchase of a Sonic care tooth brush with the receipt sitting on top. "Oh, I did not know they are that expensive, I have a ton of them at home. " Is he trying to tell me he has a lot of money because he has Sonic Care toothbrushes at home. Not working. Then he says "So what do you like on your hot dog?" Ok now he is pissing me off. Are you really trying to have this conversation with me?

I quickly got my churro and ran to my car, to call the BFF. It has got to be the bra!